Holler.

The musings of a loud, foul mouthed yet incredibly charming Diva. You'll find discussions of food, wine, pop culture, beauty products and my charming boyfriend/husband with a super-sized side of sass.

My Fortune

Posted 1 year ago

I ordered sushi delivery today for lunch and with it always comes several fortune cookies. Seeing as how I was the only one who ordered, I kept the three they sent me all to my self.

My fortunes are as follows:

“Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable.”

“Get your mind-set - confidence will lead you on.”

“You are deeply attached to your family and home.”

Anyone who was in my 10:30 meeting this morning will find these highly amusing and timely.

Also - the word fortune cookie amuses me. These aren’t “fortunes”. At best, they are “advice”. Really they are “general commentary that applies to most people”. So I’m going to call them “fuckin’ duh” cookies. Cuz, that’s way more accurate.