October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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Tell Me You Remember...: I greatly dislike it when... →
electricflowerchildren:
I tried sharing one of my favorite movies, The Nines, with someone, and they chastised me for liking something with Ryan Reynolds in it.
Well, excuse me, but first of all Melissa Mccarthy (spelling?) is also in it, and she’s fantastic. Second of all, the concept of the movie is brilliant and…
The Nines is an awesome movie. Ryan Reynolds is incredible in it, as is...
March 2011
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Friday Night Video Q&A with Mike and Ali!
hellamike:
Repost!
I talked Ali into doing a video Q&A session based on questions submitted to us via the Tumblr askhole!
Leave us a question, and maybe we’ll have a drink or two and answer your questions LIVE (pre-recorded) on video!
If y’all want to see us act the fool on video, you need to ask us some shit.
Please and thank you. :D
February 2011
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Mike Is Weird
I was reading this article about the new Lady Gaga song, Born This Way and how it supposedly sounds alarmingly like Madonna’s Express Yourself. (It totally does).
Resulting conversation between Mike and I:
Ali: People are critiziing Lady Gaga’s new song for sounding just like an old Madonna song. It’s true, but so did her Alejandro song. It sounded just like La Isla Bonita.
...
January 2011
6 posts
Ali: You're in a good mood this morning.
Me: SO DON'T FUCKING RUIN IT.
Then you should leave.
acrazymomslife asked: How did you meet Mike?
frageelay asked: Do you have a dress for the wedding? Tell us about it. Are you honeymooning right away? Where? That's two questions. A twofer, woo!
Entertain me.
Mike’s at his class so I’m home alone and totally bored. Y’all should ask me shit.
Do it.
35
in years, 17 with a rad older boyfriend who buys me booze and takes care of my drunk ass in spirit.
http://threewords.me/AliLastrapes →
Do me.
November 2010
1 post
The Circus Has Come To Town: TMI Tuesday →
What’s even better are the posts themselves from some of these people. I have two standout favorites from my group.
One lady tried to give out bad fruit. She described how dry and tasteless these oranges were, but didn’t want to waste them. Yes, Crazytown, we want some nasty, rotten fruit.
Another lady gave out some maxipads that had been in her garage for years and had an odor. The...
September 2010
11 posts
My Fortune
I ordered sushi delivery today for lunch and with it always comes several fortune cookies. Seeing as how I was the only one who ordered, I kept the three they sent me all to my self.
My fortunes are as follows:
“Sell your ideas - they are totally acceptable.”
“Get your mind-set - confidence will lead you on.”
“You are deeply attached to your family and...
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OMG. The Karate Kid's Mom is Don Draper's... →
I just watched Karate Kid 3, like, last week. Fuck, I’m old.
August 2010
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I’m in the kitchen making Mike a birthday breakfast and he’s all up in my cheetos doing his “sexy” dance.
Me: GET OFF. You smell like morning funk.
So he continues and rubs his armpit on me.
The fuck.
July 2010
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It's clean sheet day in our house and Ali just...
hellamike:
And she’s god damn right I would.
So. What does this MF do? Waits until I’m almost ready to climb in and hurries up and jumps in. 5 sec before me. AND RUBS HIS LEGS ON MY SIDE AND STEALS MY NEW. BASTARD.
Halfway Nowhere: A (Now) Open Letter to... →
This is why the airline industry is in the toilet. Absolute fuckery all the time.
Over the course of the last six days, I’ve sent two emails to refundshouston@coair.com, one to onepass@coair.com and reached out to get in touch with @Continental on Twitter to no avail.
The topic: the way Continental Airlines handles upgrades. The response: Crickets (not even an auto-responder…
June 2010
8 posts
Love is...
Finding not one, but TWO chocolate surprises in the lunch that Mike just hand delivered to me.
milkglassmao asked: Congrats!!
morrowplanet asked: Congrats to you and Mike!
missambiguous asked: Happy Birthday!
May 2010
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THE HOME STRETCH.
Mile 1752. THE LONESTAR STATE. Just passed the “El Paso 857 miles” sign. I love how ginormous and awesome this state is! I need to live here in order to have space to house my attitude and sass.
Mike says sometimes even Texas is too small for that.
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THE HOME STRETCH.
Mile 1752. THE LONESTAR STATE. Just passed the “El Paso 857 miles” sign. I love how ginormous and awesome this state is! I need to live here in order to have space to house my attitude and sass.
Mike says sometimes even Texas is too small for that.
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A Testiment To Our Culture
Mile 1571. If I had a nickle for every Waffle house, Arby’s and Cracker Barrel we saw on this trip, I’d never have to pay for gas again. Ever.
Awww, mah sha!
Mile 1507. Bienvenue Louisiana, home of my people! Ima try to make it to Best Stop in Scott for grateans and boudin. I’m taking ordersif anybody wants. Speak (type) now.
Mike says that I started talking a bunch of voodoo gibberish as soon as we crossed the border and doesn’t understand a word. He needs to learn.
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Ridiculous or Awesome? You decide.
Mile 1492. Mike says the song “Rapture” by Blondie is ridiculous. I disagree and recite the rap better than Debbie Harry. I need opinions. Kacey Moe, please testify.
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Just saw a billboard for this site →
Please click and share your thoughts.
It's all 1993 up in this bitch.
Mile 1163. Pearl Jam on the iPod singing ridiculously loud in our Eddie Vedder voices. Now we just need flannel shirts and Doc Martins.
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