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23rd November 2009

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I just watched Adam Lambert’s performance from last night’s AMA’s. I’m pretty sure John Travolta’s gonna sue somebody for stealing his awesome dance moves and fiery-pit-of-hell-vs-heaven show ala Staying Alive. I mean, who wouldn’t want to emulate that piece of cinematography genius, right?
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE me some Staying Alive but it’s all about the cheese factor rather than it actually being good.

I just watched Adam Lambert’s performance from last night’s AMA’s. I’m pretty sure John Travolta’s gonna sue somebody for stealing his awesome dance moves and fiery-pit-of-hell-vs-heaven show ala Staying Alive. I mean, who wouldn’t want to emulate that piece of cinematography genius, right?

Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE me some Staying Alive but it’s all about the cheese factor rather than it actually being good.

21st November 2009

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Mike is constantly asking me to toss him stuff. Like, in our office we have two desks. And many times he needs something at my desk, across the room, where I happen to be sitting.
Mike: Toss me that whatsadoodle.
Me: Ok.
I launch a perfect toss, one of the few things I actually learned sports-wise from my dad. And every time, Mike doesn’t catch it. EVERY. TIME.
It can land in the spot where his hands currently are and he claps them together just as the whatsadoodle is falling to the ground.
So, in the immortal words of Barney Stinson, I’m revoking his Bro-Card.
PS. He’s calling me a bitch for posting this. I’m ok with that since I pretty much just put his balls in my purse.

Mike is constantly asking me to toss him stuff. Like, in our office we have two desks. And many times he needs something at my desk, across the room, where I happen to be sitting.

Mike: Toss me that whatsadoodle.

Me: Ok.

I launch a perfect toss, one of the few things I actually learned sports-wise from my dad. And every time, Mike doesn’t catch it. EVERY. TIME.

It can land in the spot where his hands currently are and he claps them together just as the whatsadoodle is falling to the ground.

So, in the immortal words of Barney Stinson, I’m revoking his Bro-Card.

PS. He’s calling me a bitch for posting this. I’m ok with that since I pretty much just put his balls in my purse.

20th November 2009

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This will rip out Mike’s soul. It’s the Real World, only at the Jersey Shore with Jersey/New York people. Micheal K referred to it at the “Douchebag Diaries”.

18th November 2009

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Yes, yes it does.

Yes, yes it does.

18th November 2009

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OMG MY DREAM COMPANY. I WANT TO PEE MY PANTS. I CAN’T STOP INTERNET SHOUTING!

OMG MY DREAM COMPANY. I WANT TO PEE MY PANTS. I CAN’T STOP INTERNET SHOUTING!

17th November 2009

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Founders of Microsoft. There are two girls there that look SO familiar.

Founders of Microsoft. There are two girls there that look SO familiar.

14th November 2009

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frostinglickr:

bohemea:

suicideblonde:

“Listen, Bones, I would do anything for you. I would die for you, I would kill for you…”
He’s done both. Also, Emily Deschanel looks breathtakingly beautiful here.  And this isn’t an exaggeration, we gasped when we saw her.


I just started watching this show and I love it.  Love.

I’m going to start following all of you for your impeccable taste in television and hot people. That scene is one of the best ever on Bones… which also happens to be the greatest show on TV right now… maybe ever.

frostinglickr:

bohemea:

suicideblonde:

“Listen, Bones, I would do anything for you. I would die for you, I would kill for you…”

He’s done both. Also, Emily Deschanel looks breathtakingly beautiful here.  And this isn’t an exaggeration, we gasped when we saw her.

I just started watching this show and I love it.  Love.

I’m going to start following all of you for your impeccable taste in television and hot people. That scene is one of the best ever on Bones… which also happens to be the greatest show on TV right now… maybe ever.

11th November 2009

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daniyellsss:

coyotesqrl:

Oh girls! (Not to be sexist but I don’t think many of you other boys care)… Glee is back tonight.

Sooo excited! Waiting to go home and watch has totally been my mojo today!

This makes me giddy in my no-nos, but not as giddy as Bones does.

4th November 2009

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Sure, CNN ... You Can Quote Me. →

halfwaynowhere:

Cool opportunity to talk to CNN about ‘server huggers’ for work.

First the costume contest and now this?

Geez.

26th October 2009

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silversmith:

laureola: (via lesmy, thislooksniceonatshirt, notbymenotnow)
I don’t think I can adequately express how much I dislike the Twilight books, so I’ll just let this t-shirt speak for me.
(I’ve added the source link, so click through to purchase from jinx.)

YES, YES, YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

silversmith:

laureola: (via lesmy, thislooksniceonatshirt, notbymenotnow)

I don’t think I can adequately express how much I dislike the Twilight books, so I’ll just let this t-shirt speak for me.

(I’ve added the source link, so click through to purchase from jinx.)

YES, YES, YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES.